Weiner sends shot of erect weiner

That is the big news in NY today, some Congressman twittered a pic of his doodle to some political groupie and she spread it. Some people are just dumb. The newspaper of note (the NY Post) devoted the first 7 pages to the subject, talk about milking it.

This is the view from our hotel, very pretty at night. This city must suck up power. So far we have been to the outlets stores an hour outside of the city and spent hardly any money on procuring a veritable mass of clothes, so cheap. I even bought myself a DKNY suit and guess who was in the dressing room next to me, none other than Sharlene from the biggest loser,

she thought the jacket was too big on me and I thought the dress looked great on her but wanted a bigger size and then we parted company.

Today we caught the subway for the first time, I have to admit I was very nervous. Years of watching TV crime shows, sci-fi movies and romantic comedies had set up some sort of bizarre concoction of expectations, all of which didn’t come to pass. Aliens didn’t attack, no-one romanced me and I didn’t get mugged. Glen left me at Macy’s and I shopped a bit more (I’ve Tourino’d my shirts i.e got some with press studs) and caught the subway back to the hotel. I got on the N line instead of M (they look very similar when you are off your face on crack (or so I am told)and had to get off trundle to another station and restart my journey. I’m glad I did that or I wouldn’t have heard the old Mexican man with the guitar in the carriage singing “I, I, ya ya, spanishy spanishy something”, cute.